From the quiz at dicepool.com:
You are a d4: You are bright, perceptive, and driven. You would be considered a blessing to mankind, if you didn't insist on using your powers for evil. You are devious, deceitful, doubtful, and downright dangerous. Assassins can learn a lot from you. If your fellow party members knew how rotten you were, they'd go over and join the bad guys. Justified or not, you are meticulous in your ways: A poison for every person, and a dagger for every back. Much of your day is spent scheming or plotting. The rest of your time is spent trying to convince others that you're simply misunderstood.
Great...just great. Well, right now my "devious" ass is going to bake an apple pie for myself, my wife, and my brother. Hopefully they're not worried I'll stab them in the back with my fork. Jeez!