Um, yeah...we already knew that. Here are some other hot tips: red meat causes heart disease, alcohol damages the liver, and the protein in milk leeches more calcium from your bones than what it replaces, unless you're a growing child. Stick to broccoli.
I'm sorry, but if folks were operating under the assumption that bacon and processed meats are some kind of healthy, wholesome food, well, come on people. You believe everything Fox News tells you?
Next news flash will be something about humans and petrochemicals causing global warming or something...
[I swear to God, when my wife emailed me this link I thought it was an article from The Onion]
|The secret deliciousness is in the nitrites (my baby saw this picture and said "num-num." I know, sweetie)|